Rather then rush out and purchase the dress, I hesitate. I stare at myself in the mirror, wondering how I could have expanded so drastically over the years. In other words, I just stand around in the purple dress with frilly edging, wasting time.
The openly gay sales-assistent, who was obviously not accustomed to ladies standing around analysing their tummies in the mirror, thought I was undecided and still considering whether to buy the purple dress with frilly edging.
So, as expected, openly gay sales-assistant lies through his teeth about how gorgeous I look. Unexpectedly, he follows this by offering me 20% off!! I jumped out and bought the dress at a cardio speed.
This is the first time, tummy-analysis has actually paid off. I thought it was an occasion worth documenting.
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